Do you hear that? The furious clickety-clack of angry fingers on a keyboard? That’s the sound of me canceling my EW subscription. In a stunningly idiotic review that was posted in the October 8th edition of Entertainment Weekly, film critic Chris Nashawaty declares that Jaden Smith’s recently released on DVD remake is a superior film [...]
Archive for October, 2010
Entertainment Weekly thinks the new Karate Kid is better than the original
Posted: 27th October 2010 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: Chris Nashawaty, Entertainment Weekly, karate kid, remake
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Blubberella is coming
Posted: 26th October 2010 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: Blubberella, superhero, Uwe Boll
Uwe Boll, the douche bag director of reviled films such as Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, and Postal, has announced his next project: Blubberella Here is the official synopsis: “The first female fat superhero … She will kick major ass – with her major ass … All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!” Given his record [...]
Mark Wahlberg should not be cast in The Crow remake
Posted: 24th October 2010 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: Mark Wahlberg, remake, The Crow
Rumour has it that Mark Wahlberg may be cast in the upcoming remake of The Crow. For those unfamiliar with the original film, it was a dark, gothic revenge flick that followed musician Eric Draven, resurrected by a crow and imbued with supernatural power, seeking revenge on the men who murdered him and his fiancé. The [...]