Similar to the unease I felt when Heath Ledger was first cast as The Joker, when news broke that Anne Hathaway would be Selina Kyle aka Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises my immediate befuddled reaction was something like ”you mean that bony bird-faced chick with the big teeth from The Princess Diaries?” Cacaw! However, if Ledger’s [...]
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The latest Dark Knight Rises TV spot showcases a wicked cool Catwoman
Posted: 29th June 2012 by Storm in Batman, Comic Books, MoviesTags: Academy Award, Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway birdface, Anne Hathaway Catwoman, Anne Hathaway skinny, Batman, Batman 1988, Batman Begins, Best Supporting Actor, birdface, catsuit, Catwoman, Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, clown prince of crime, Gary Marshall, Heath Ledger, Heath Ledger Joker, Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson Joker, Marion Coittard, Michael Caine, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton Batman, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, Selina Kyle, TDKR, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Dark Knight Rises TV spot, The Princess Diaries, Tom Hardy
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The new trailer for Total Recall DOES feature a three-breasted hooker
Posted: 28th June 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, bad special effects, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, CGI, cheesy films, cheesy movies, cheesy sci-fi, Colin Farrell, Donald Trump, Donald Trump massive ego, Douglas Quaid, Ethan Hawke, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K Dick, sci-fi, Sony, space hookers, Total Recall, Total Recall 1990, Total Recall 2012, Total recall 3 boobs, Total Recall hooker, Total Recall remake, Total Recall space hooker, Total Recall three boobs, We Can Probably Remember It For You Wholesale
A new full length trailer for the upcoming Total Recall remake has been released and it includes everything that made the original great. Kick-ass action, a sympathetic protagonist suffering a mind-bending identity crisis, a badass sleeper agent wife, a rebel resistance, and an awesomely megalomaniacal villain. As opposed to awfully megalomaniacal. In fact, one can easily [...]
The new teaser for season 5 of Breaking Bad makes me want to buy crystal meth
Posted: 27th June 2012 by Storm in TelevisionTags: Aaron Paul, ABQ, all hail the king, Anna Gunn, Better Cal Saul, blue meth, Bob Odenkirk, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad final season, Breaking Bad new season, Breaking Bad season 5, Breaking Bad trailer, Britney Spears, Britney Spears bald, Britney Spears breakdown, Britney Spears meltdown, Britney Spears shaves head, Bryan Cranston, Dean Norris, Giancarlo Esposito, Gus Fring, Hank Schrader, Heisenberg, Jesse Pinkman, John Travolta, John Travolta bald, John Travolta gay, John Travolta hair, John Travolta massage, John Travolta masseuse, Jonathan Banks, Mike Ehrmantraut, Saul Goodman, Skyler White, The one who knocks, Vince Gilligan, Walter White