I hate Public Service Announcements. They’re lame and corny and usually wind up with some pretentious jackhole celebrity trying to impart some bullshit wisdom in under 30 seconds. A perfect example is the time I had my Saturday morning cartoons interrupted so Helen Hunt could caution me about the danger of STDs.
Her giant 80′s bouffant is still the most convincing reason for abstinence I’ve ever seen.
However, now that there’s a brand new PSA featuring an in character Ron Swanson advising me on how to prepare for the impending global shortage of bacon, I’ve never found myself more hungry for knowledge.
Or, for that matter, a bacon wrapped turkey leg.