What’s better than watching the best character on television bang on bongo drums while reciting an ode to the world’s most delicious breakfast food?
Nothing. The answer is nothing.
As part of Malarious, a celebrity fundraiser for malaria, actor and comedic genius Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) has crafted what is without question the single greatest bacon themed poem of all time.
Although to be fair, the bar wasn’t exactly set very high.
With one day left before his triumphant return to TV during Parks and Recreation’s season premiere, there’s simply no better way to reacquaint yourself with Ron Swanson’s greatness than by watching this video.
Except for maybe this.