Posts Tagged ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’

Twilight¬†is terrible. ¬†The fact that it’s considered by legions of lovelorn teenage girls and middle-aged moms to be quality storytelling is not only ludicrous, it’s a sad reflection of our society. But still not as sad as the fact this greasy turd is a millionaire. However, thanks to the folks over at Bad Lip Reading, [...]

Up until now I’ve refrained from posting anything Twilight related. Not because I didn’t have anything to say, but because in order to properly articulate my thoughts on how incredibly insipid and absolutely terrible the entire franchise is I’d basically have to write a 300 page manifesto. This is the book cover I would have [...]