A new full length trailer for the upcoming Total Recall remake has been released and it includes everything that made the original great. Kick-ass action, a sympathetic protagonist suffering a mind-bending identity crisis, a badass sleeper agent wife, a rebel resistance, and an awesomely megalomaniacal villain. As opposed to awfully megalomaniacal. In fact, one can easily [...]
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The new trailer for Total Recall DOES feature a three-breasted hooker
Posted: 28th June 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, bad special effects, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, CGI, cheesy films, cheesy movies, cheesy sci-fi, Colin Farrell, Donald Trump, Donald Trump massive ego, Douglas Quaid, Ethan Hawke, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K Dick, sci-fi, Sony, space hookers, Total Recall, Total Recall 1990, Total Recall 2012, Total recall 3 boobs, Total Recall hooker, Total Recall remake, Total Recall space hooker, Total Recall three boobs, We Can Probably Remember It For You Wholesale
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5 things that will be impossible to recreate in the new Bloodsport remake
Posted: 29th June 2011 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: Billy Blanks, Bloodsport, bodybuilding, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, cheesy movies, Chong Li, Donald Gibb, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Harley Davidson, Hong Kong, Jean Claude Van Damme, Kim Kardashian, Kumite, MacGuyver, man boobs, mixed martial arts, MMA, Night Court, Ogre, Quantum Leap, Ray Jackson, Revenge of the Nerds, testosterone, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Muscles From Brussels, Van Damme splits punch
A few weeks ago it was announced that yet another 80′s classic is about to be remade — this time it is Jean Claude Van Damme’s 1988 martial arts extravaganza Bloodsport. Not only was this film a pillar during my teenage years, but I’m pretty sure that watching it over fifty times served as a catalyst [...]