The release of the testosterone charged sequel to The Expendables is just around the corner, and, as a result, publicity for the action packed geriatric shit show is gearing up to inescapable levels. Also inescapable? That Arnie likes’em meaty and his bastard’s chin can crack walnuts. The cast for the film reads as a veritable [...]
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The new poster for The Expendables 2 short changes Dolph Lundgren in order to show off Stallone’s veiny forearms
Posted: 18th June 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Schwarzenegger love child, Arnold Schwarzenegger maid, Barney Ross, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Gunnar Jensen, Jason Statham, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Joseph Baena, Liam Hemsworth, Maria Shriver, Mildred Patricia Baena, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Randy Couture, Richard Grieco, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, Trent Hauser, Universal Soldier, Ventriloquist
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Just looking at Dolph Lundgren’s badass scowl in The Expendables 2 movie poster put more hair on my chest
Posted: 30th April 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Army of One, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barney Ross, Bruce Willis, Charisma Carpenter, Chuck Norris, direct-to-video, Dolph Lundgren, Dolph Lundgren genius, Dolph Lundgren IQ, Eric Roberts, Gunnar Jensen, Hale Caesar, Jason Statham, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, John McClane, Lee Christmas, Liam Hemsworth, Mickey Rourke, Mr. Church, Rambo, Randy Couture, Richard Grieco, Sly Stallone, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Governator, The Muscles From Brussels, Toll Road, Trent Mauser
Like a golden god ripped from the folklore of Norse mythology, genetically gifted genius Dolph Lundgren is returning to the silver screen with a starring role in The Expendables 2 this summer. Despite bursting onto the scene as the iconic Ivan Drago in Rocky IV, Dolph went on to achieve modest success as a leading [...]