I guess none of us should be surprised. After Jar Jar Binks, 3 crappy prequels, and endless tinkering with the original Star Wars trilogy, it was only a matter of time until George Lucas found another way to continue to simultaneously ruin and prostitute his franchise. But that still didn’t prepare me for the shock [...]
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George Lucas has taken prostituting Star Wars to a whole new level
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5 reasons why George Lucas is a stupid son of a bitch
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Once upon a time, George Lucas was arguably the greatest and most creative filmmaker of his generation. Now he is a heartless, tactless, narcissistic, wildly out-of-touch corporate stooge who is openly raping his life’s work in order to add even more billions to his bank account and apparently drive away every last fan he once [...]