To the surprise of many, Steven Spielberg appeared during an SNL Digital Short during last weekend’s Saturday Night Live and showcased more awesomeness in one 4 minute skit than he has in his last 4 movies combined. And that’s WITHOUT counting the shit stain that is Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull twice. Laser Cats is [...]
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5 reasons why George Lucas is a stupid son of a bitch
Posted: 4th September 2011 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: A New Hope, Ahmed Best, Alec Guinness, archaeologist, Archaeology, Attack of the Clones, Billy Dee Williams, Body Heat, C-3P0, carbonite, Carrie Fisher, Citizen Kane, Darth Vader, David Prowse, Emperor Palpatine, Ewan McGregor, ewoks cgi blinking, George Lucas, George Lucas idiot, George Lucas neck, George Lucas son of a bitch, George Lucas stupid, George Lucas sucks, Greedo shot first, Han shot first, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Hayden Christensen, Howard the Duck, Ian McDiarmid, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones aliens, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Irvin Kirshner, Jabba the Hut, James Earl Jones, Jar Jar Binks, Jules Winnfeld, Lando Calrissian, Lawrence Kasdan, Lucasfilm, Luke Skywalker, Mace Windu, Natalie Portman, Princess Leia, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Return of the Jedi, Samuel L. Jackson, Sebastian Shaw, Silverado, Star Wars, Star Wars Blu-Ray, Ted Turner, The Big Chill, The Empire Strikes Back, The Phantom Menace, The Revenge of the Sith
Once upon a time, George Lucas was arguably the greatest and most creative filmmaker of his generation. Now he is a heartless, tactless, narcissistic, wildly out-of-touch corporate stooge who is openly raping his life’s work in order to add even more billions to his bank account and apparently drive away every last fan he once [...]