The release of the testosterone charged sequel to The Expendables is just around the corner, and, as a result, publicity for the action packed geriatric shit show is gearing up to inescapable levels. Also inescapable? That Arnie likes’em meaty and his bastard’s chin can crack walnuts. The cast for the film reads as a veritable [...]
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5 things that will be impossible to recreate in the new Bloodsport remake
Posted: 29th June 2011 by Storm in UncategorizedTags: Billy Blanks, Bloodsport, bodybuilding, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, cheesy movies, Chong Li, Donald Gibb, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Harley Davidson, Hong Kong, Jean Claude Van Damme, Kim Kardashian, Kumite, MacGuyver, man boobs, mixed martial arts, MMA, Night Court, Ogre, Quantum Leap, Ray Jackson, Revenge of the Nerds, testosterone, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Muscles From Brussels, Van Damme splits punch
A few weeks ago it was announced that yet another 80′s classic is about to be remade — this time it is Jean Claude Van Damme’s 1988 martial arts extravaganza Bloodsport. Not only was this film a pillar during my teenage years, but I’m pretty sure that watching it over fifty times served as a catalyst [...]