I like Ryan Reynolds. He seems pretty cool and I think he’s a talented guy with great comic timing. So, pretty much the opposite of this shit sack. The thing is, despite the fact he’s in phenomenal shape and has the physicality of a sculpted Greek God, the guy has yet to find that breakthrough big [...]
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3 reasons Ryan Reynolds getting cast in the Highlander remake is a bad idea
Posted: 2nd July 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Abigail Whistler, action movie, Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher douchebag, Blade, Blade II, Blade: Trinity, broadsword, Buried, Christopher Lambert, Clancy Brown, Con Air, Con Air pink bunny, Connor MacLeod, DC Comics, DC Comics movies, Deadpool, Duncan MacLeod, Geoff Johns, Green Lantern, Green Lantern movie, Hal Jordan, Hannibal King, Highlander, Highlander 2: The Quickening, Highlander II The Quickening, Highlander III The Final Dimension, Highlander III The Sorcerer, Jason Bateman, Jay Leno, Jay Leno douchebag, Jay Leno is a dick, Jessica Biel, Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez, katana, longsword, Martin Campbell, merc with a mouth, Mr. Lahey, National Lampoon's, Nic Cage bunny, Nick Chinlund, Nicolas Cage, Randy Trailer Park Boys, Ron Swanson, Russell Mulcahy, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds Buried, Ryan Reynolds fitness, Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds Highlander, Ryan Reynolds muscles, Sean Connery, The Change Up, The Kurgan, The Nightstalkers, There can be only one, Trailer Park Boys, Two and a Half Men, Two Guys A Girl and a Pizza Place, Van Wilder, Wade Wilson, Walden Schmidt, wise cracking, X-Men Origins Wolverine
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The new trailer for Total Recall DOES feature a three-breasted hooker
Posted: 28th June 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, bad special effects, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, CGI, cheesy films, cheesy movies, cheesy sci-fi, Colin Farrell, Donald Trump, Donald Trump massive ego, Douglas Quaid, Ethan Hawke, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K Dick, sci-fi, Sony, space hookers, Total Recall, Total Recall 1990, Total Recall 2012, Total recall 3 boobs, Total Recall hooker, Total Recall remake, Total Recall space hooker, Total Recall three boobs, We Can Probably Remember It For You Wholesale
A new full length trailer for the upcoming Total Recall remake has been released and it includes everything that made the original great. Kick-ass action, a sympathetic protagonist suffering a mind-bending identity crisis, a badass sleeper agent wife, a rebel resistance, and an awesomely megalomaniacal villain. As opposed to awfully megalomaniacal. In fact, one can easily [...]
The trailer for the Total Recall remake doesn’t include the 3 breasted space hooker
Posted: 2nd April 2012 by Storm in MoviesTags: Arnold Schwarzenneger, Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, Bullseye, Colin Farrell, Daredevil, Daredevil movie, Douglas Quaid, Hauser, In Bruges, Intermission, Jessica Biel, Joseph Baena, Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, Mildred Patricia Baena, Ondine, Patty Baena, Schwarzenneger housekeeper, Schwarzenneger love child, three breasted hooker, three breasted prostitute, Total Recall, Total Recall 1990, Total Recall 2012, Total recall 3 boobs, Vilos Cohaagen
The trailer for the remake of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1990 sci-fi classic debuted yesterday and unfortunately does not contain any footage of the infamous 3 breasted space hooker from the original. Three. F**king. Boobs. However, fans of the original film and multiple breasts should rest easy as director Len Wiseman has already gone on record and confirmed that [...]