Who needs a trip to a soft and sensual second base when there’s a brand new full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises that is spoiler-lite and showcases the pure epic grandeur of the legend of The Batman?
At 2 minutes and 17 seconds, the TDKR trailer is the same amount of time it would take me to successfully unhook a Wonder Bra anyway. Let’s face it though, the release of a breathtaking and brilliant Batman movie is a hell of a lot more rare than getting to have a little hanky-panky time.
Check out the awesomeness (including a wicked tease of Hans Zimmer’s haunting score) below: